EXCUSE MY DUST

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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
(a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

May 19, 2013 at 3:20pm
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May 18, 2013 at 3:22am
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stankface:

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This post alone is why the Elementary fandom is better than any other Holmes fandom

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1:26am
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comparingmeerkats:

comparingmeerkats:

this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days 

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he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine 

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1:26am
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May 17, 2013 at 9:44pm
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: tstarked: will graham has a nice day: the showwill wakes up in the... →

tstarked:

will graham has a nice day: the show

  • will wakes up in the morning from a deep night’s sleep
  • he drinks his favourite tea (NOT PEOPLE!!!!)
  • he eats a healthy breakfast (still not people)
  • he takes a walk with his doggies through the forest and finds a little stray kitten that…

9:44pm
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r3troguy:

all around me are familiar facesworn out places worn out facesbright and early for the daily racesgoing nowhere going nowhere

r3troguy:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere

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8:08pm
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“Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.

The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.”

—  We Originated in the Belly of a Star, NASA Lunar Science Institute, 2012. (via thinksquad)

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2:45am
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2:44am
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riannafinch:

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

riannafinch:

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

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1:53am
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Did you know that you needed to listen to Jigglypuff sing the Game of Thrones theme

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