EXCUSE MY DUST

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If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Joff

quicksummary:

Never give anything to anyone.

or: what the Tea Party thinks of welfare

WOOO I SUBMITTED THIS

and it’s the closest I’ll ever come to getting more than twenty notes on something. In the words of our dearly departed juggalo Ass Dan, may he rest in peace, WHOOP WHOOP

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I hate loathe do not particularly care for James Franco but Conan is too funny not to reblog

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jtotheizzoe:

Neil.

deGrasse.

TYSON.

Swag

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nprfreshair:

itsjohnsen:

‘In 1915 (photographer) Leon Gimpel befriended a group of children from the Grenata Street neighbourhood in Paris who had established their own “army”. He began to visit them regularly on Sundays, helping them to build their arsenal from whatever was to hand, providing direction in “casting”, and recording with his camera the army’s triumphs over the evil enemy, the Boche.’
- Australian War Memorial

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pantyfire:

Bane: Gotham. Take control of your city.

This is the instrument of your liberation.*

Identify yourself to the world.**

(Download link)

* (Referring to metal ‘earthquake’ machine)

** (Speaking to the scientist/hostage)

REAL TALK TIME: HE SOUNDS LIKE AN 88 YEAR OLD MAN TRYING (AND FAILING) TO MAKE PROPER SHAKESPEARE INFLECTIONS. 

Please please god let this be a red herring/joke. 

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absorbentandyellow:

emmapenno:

THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST.

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projectsnark:

groovyprofessorx:

bigpimpininamerica:

paperfacesonparade:

“The Tide Turns” with my penis. Well now, didn’t know it was as strong as the moon.

“Stuck inside your head with my penis.”

((It’s Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) with my penis))

INJECTION WITH MY PENIS.

I WIN.

PERFECT DAY WITH MY PENIS

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am13er:

My love for this movie cannot be expressed in words, only gifs

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